Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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