just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you didnt know i had herpes?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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