I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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