Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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