Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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