So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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