Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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