dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She announced her abortion via fbk
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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