yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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