Three words: puerto rican gang bang
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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