Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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