Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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