fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
