That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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