also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
