the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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