her vagine was all disorganized.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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