Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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