remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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