i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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