So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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