Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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