how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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