i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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