I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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