Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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