I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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