You work out of a Hotel?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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