Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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