I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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