she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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