GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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