hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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