we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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