If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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