I heard we made out
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
there is glitter all over my balls
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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