i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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