oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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