Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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