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(415): View more from California

I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota

(415): View more from California

everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy

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(713): View more from Texas

You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...

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(651): View more from Minnesota

dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw

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by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix

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(551): View more from New Jersey

i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?

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(630): View more from Illinois

As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.

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