i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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