Buhtt sex?
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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