absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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