Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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