Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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