2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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