I'm drive I can fine osifer
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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