As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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