you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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