Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just google imaged poop.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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