We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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