What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
