: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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