But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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